9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
And for trav...
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
A termite walks into a bar and asks , it the bar tender here?
A man calls out to his wife "honey have you seen my rod and reel" It's in the closet she replies, why do you need it" Well, he says, "Im going fishing" Oh, ok she says, but why now? And he says.... (c'mon you know this one)
JUST FOR THE HALIBUT! ba dum bum splash!
Why did buffalo lose it's football team?
They couldnt pay their bills!
(Buffalo still has a football team by the way)
A guy walks into a bar and says ouch!
Sexy,
I have been enjoying your puns so much, that when I went out to lunch with some of my friends, I retold them to them.
My one friend then gave us some of her "Men are like.........." one-liners.
I don't have any puns, but I will share a few of her lines here.
Men are like snowstorms.....you never know when they are coming, how long it will last, and how many inches you will get.
Men are like laxatives....they can irritate the shit out of you.
Mena are like lava lamps.....fun to look at, but not too bright.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."